Week 12_weigh in

Week 12

RESULTS

OK! OK! OK! I still don't see how much weight I have lost so I rely on the pictures a lot. You know when they say "ofcoz you won't see a differecne because you see yourself everyday"? Well they are right. Apart from my clothes sagging that is my only indication that something is going down, literally. 

And I must say it feels gooooood, this could actually work, 60's here I come.

FACE CHANGE

Not sure if its the lighting but looks like I lost my complexion. 

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LESSON#1 Yes, I LOST my complexion, black people have it all twisted.  

I lost my complexion and gained a more fair complexion. 

Who needs bleach!!!

The scaling on this one is not so accurate so you can't really see, unless you look at specific areas.

Not impressed with the girls shrinking like that, #smh.

STOP LOOKING at my girls!!!

I hope all the weight transfers to my bum bum, but what are the chances. *HEAVY SIGH*

THIS IS WHAT IT BOILS DOWN TO... THE NOMOROZ

Start weight = 120,95kg
Goal weight = 60's
Current weight = 100,20 (000.20 away from the DOUBLE DIGITS!!!!!)

Total weight loss = 20,75 kgs

Week 8_weigh in

Week 8 

RESULTS

Starting weight = 120,95kg
Goal weight = 60's
Current Weight = 105, 10KG

Total lost in 2 months = 15, 85 KGEEEEEES

NEXT IS THE 12 WEEKS PROGRESS PICS, YOU DONT WANNA MISS THOSE!

#TEAMCUCUMBER!!!!!!!!!

Press Play > [][], Beyonce's eish i mean Destiny'a Child "Survivor" playing in the background.

This post is just to show you in pictures what I've had to say NO THANKS I'm fine to since my 8 month slim down program kicked off. The best therapy for such is knowing that all these goodies will still be around when I come off. That's is Jesus doesn't come sooner.

I hope this encourages you.

Grabs cracker bread as the office sings Happy Birthday to Aphiwe. *sigh*

This is Zinhles 6th Birthday lunch, I tell you baba word and all. DEATH!

 RANDOM!!!!!!!! Office pizza from Scandal

 brought my nunu a slice of cake for her birthday and watched her eat it :(

 This was a family outing, another word fiesta!!!!

 MORE RANDOM OFFICE PIZZA!!!! 

 Chane's farewell breakfast

 NAMING AND SHAMING_My cousin left this on the counter for my eyes. Can you imagine???

 Music rights workshop, quicheeeeee!!!!! 

 Then when I got back to the office from the workshop, these are chilling on the counter.

 legatos lunch, it smelt so GOOOOD!

Then the opening of the edit suites lunch 

You'd think I would be able to eat these, mara nope couldn't.

On the upside, I have something to look forward to...

My best friend Rennie/ Our breakup #TRUESTORY

Any one who has ever spent more than a day with me would know that Rennie and I were very close. Just like Mary's little lamb anywhere that Kmo went Rennie was sure to go. I would forget anything at home my cell phone, phone battery, wallet, drivers license and life would go on, but God forbidooooo I forget Renee, Death, Death, Death!

Yes this was my thing, like Ike and Tina, Boonie and Clyde, or Hellen Zille and Lindiwe Mazibuko it was always Kmo and Rennie. Many people have drug problems, criminal records, and warrants of arrest, I on the other hand had "Heart Burn". If heart burn was a true indication of pregnancy I would have been "mithi"(pregnant) for almost 3 years.

I had come to a point in my life that if I didn't feel any sort of discomfort after making "man-jik"or magic with the Chicken Licken party 16 wings meal (which I shared of cause, unevenly, but shared never the less) *side eyes* I would just pop Rennie just in case i did feel what seemed like Batista's choke slam inside my chest but this one lasted a good 20 minutes.

It was only after I started on the 60's journey that I realised that its because of my eating habits that Rennie and I had grown so close. You probably thinking, DAHHHH! if you eat nonsense you will reap what you sow, well in my defense it had come to a point where I would have a glass of water in the morning and I would start getting all hot and bothered on/ in my chest area, so obviously what I was eating had nothing to do with my heartburn. *that was the intelligent me trying to justify that heart burn is not only coursed by indigestion and unhealthy eating habits* even WATER mos-tun, so I carried on, fueling the fire.

I laugh when I look back and how close this was to an addiction, if i had to collect all my shopping receipts, I'm almost certain that I would have been considered an addict. In retrospect YES, I was a junkie, and now that the revelation has come its clear that de-NILE is not just a river in Egypt.

This is for my former friend Rennie, we had some really good times and some really crappy ones, you really knew how to extinguish my fires. And maybe one day when I am "mithi" we will meet again but for now, *SMS tone* Please Call... ITS OVER. Pay R60 per month for your life cover sms cover to 32452 or STOP to opt out...

"How long is this guy going to pray for because I AM HUNGRY" Poem by @Karness

YEP, THIS IS A BONUS POST!!!!!

Thought I share this AWESOME POEM.

One of the poems I saw that made me go TJO!!!

If this does not open follow link below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV3K8NcVt2o&feature=g-user-u

I love @Karness Turner's ability to tell it like it is, and the fact that he a saved wooooo Nkosi lami vele o yummy... *REPENTS*.

Check out his Facebook > www.facebook/karness and You tube page > www.youtube.com/user/KarnessTurner/feed?filter=1 For more.

Also check out  http://www.youtube.com/user/P4CM?feature=watch for some really really hot "Spoken Word" poetry.

_GodIS