Will Reading....

 

The Official Will Reading

Transcripts taken from the reading of the will.

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us on the day to celebrate a life that was...

Before we begin we would like to observe protocol and welcome our guests.

The Chicken Licken and KFC Hot wings family; The McDonalds Ranch Premium Chicken family; The Nandos and Mochachos 1/4 Chicken Family; The Fish and Chips Russian and Chips Family; The Akhalwaya Russian and Chips Special Family; The Tasha's Creamy Pesto; The Pizza Perfect Family; The Woolworths Dessert Association; All the members and affiliated members of the Piemans Pastry Family; The Bismillahs Chicken Korma Family and lastly The Bakery Family.

What I am about to read is a list of items that was set aside for the families invited to this gathering. Many of you know the very reason why you are here while others are probably shocked. Many of you in this room have contributed immensely to us being here so without wasting time i will get into the proceedings of the day.

 1. The Chicken Licken and KFC family will jointly share the 50% of the muffin top estate in Low Tummy.

2. The McDonalds Ranch Premium family will receive the other 50% of the muffin top estate in Lower Tummy.

3. The Nando's and Mochachos Family will receive the Upper Tummy Mid section. 

4. The Fish and Chips Russian and Chips Family will receive the love Handles situated in Lower Back Cottage.

5. The Akhalwaya Family will receive the thighs section Inland and Outland regions

6. The Tasha's Pesto Family will receive the Neckline Boulevard Estate in Neckville

7. The Pizza Perfect family will receive the Double Chin Valley Guest House in Round hook.

8. The Woollies Dessert Association will receive the Back Neck Retreat.

9. Piemans Pastry family will get the extra meat section and the meat farm section of the entire body region.

10. Bismillah Chicken Korma will receive that upper body extra's.

11. The Bakery family will receive all the upper back fields that yield big fruit for the past couple of years.

This concludes the will reading.

You all have 6 months to collect your inheritances before they are all burnt to the ground.

Thank you

What's for Lunch???

Thought I'd share some of my recipes so you can give em a try.

SPIN-za-RELLA (Spinach and Mozzarella Chesse)

                      

INGREDIENTS

2 slices cracker bread

Onion portion

Spinach portion

Mushroom (optional/ portion)

Portion Mozzarella

1 teaspoon of light nola mayo

Spices for seasoning 

Dice your onion, mushroom and spinach and set aside.

Heat up your pan and when hot spray your pan with your olive oil cook in spray

Pour out your onions and cook till golden brown, (if your onion are not cooked add some water and wait for the water to dry out)

Add salt and pepper

Then add your spinach or mushroom stir until cooked.

Set your cracker bread on a plate and smear with your mayo portion, pour out some of your hot dish onto the cracker and clothe with the cheese. Add another layer and close of with the other cracker bread. 

Grab your sandwich scorch the bread on either side to toast the bread and melt the cheese.

ENJOY!!!!!!!